My Dad's Jokes are Punny, So Color Him Funny!: 101 hilarious cartoons

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I couldn't believe that the highway department called my dad a thief. But when I got home, all the signs were there. What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. We sincerely hope you had a good laugh and found a fun joke to share with your friends and family. If not, well, then we have even more for you.

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, "They're right behind you!" A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies, "Who names a drink 'Steve'?"

In my family, we have a joke contest for Christmas. We started some years ago and that is why I started collecting jokes… Now I am sharing them here.

Telling jokes can make people appear more confident and competent! So, here are your favorite seriously funny jokes! A friend of mine went bald years ago but still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it. I farted in the office the other day… and my coworker started trying to open the window. We work on a submarine, so it must have been really bad. Two cows are grazing in a field. One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"

A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals. Funny guys are dangerous. They make you laugh, then make you laugh again and again. When you’re done laughing, boom… You’re naked! Nevertheless, if you do not want an awkward moment for your children making them pretending that they do understood the joke – or you do not want them to use them, here I collected some clean jokes here that you can share with your teens at home (or wherever you want). One Sunday, a married couple is in church… When the woman turns to her husband and says, “I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?” The husband turned to her and says, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.” When is it okay to beat up a dwarf? When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and telling her that her hair smells nice.